The Syndrome
In an effort to combat a new disorder sweeping the nation, bureaucrats at the lowest levels of government, but ironically with the highest level of power, have asked large pharmaceutical companies to develop an MRNA vaccine to combat this new threat. Known as Systematic and Holistic Independent Thought Syndrome or SHITS, is a disorder where people come to their own conclusions after taking in information and synthesizing it using logic and original thought. Researchers insist this is an unsustainable way of maintaining control of a population through the control of information.
This epidemic is exacerbated by another newly identified syndrome General Intelligence Guided and Governed by Life Experiences Syndrome or GIGGLES. GIGGLES was identified by the increased frustration experienced by three letter government agencies who use news organizations to influence public opinion. As things the public were expected to believe became more and more outrageous, the level of belief was on the decline leading to the discovery of GIGGLES. Known as the SHITS and GIGGLES complex, it provides the opportunity to further experiment on the public with a wholly untested novel combo vaccination.
Dr. John Shillson of the Payola Institute is concerned with this disturbing new trend stating: “If the population in general is allowed to think freely, they may just solve some of the problems that we profit from, like endless wars based on unnecessarily scarce resources for example. Instead, it's much better to have them just parroting something they heard on TV where we control the flow of information. That is why it’s imperative to create this vaccine. It will be effective in two ways. First it will make the population even more submissive when we force them to take it under threat of loss of income and detachment from society. Secondly, it will generate massive profits for the pharmaceutical companies because this research is funded completely by the government who will extend immunity for liability for adverse effects when it’s ultimately determined that the vaccine was just a modern-day snake oil scam.” Dr. Shillson said. “While we initially thought of making these two separate vaccines to increase profit, we ultimately determined we could charge more for a combination vaccine and achieve our goals much faster with a single dose that will require up to 10 or more boosters.”
“This is a unique combination vaccine. It generally has only adverse physical effects. Instead, it’s completely psychological in nature. Any segment of the population willing to believe that SHITS and GIGGLES is a real threat to them and take the vaccine doesn’t need to be vaccinated. The ones who refuse to take it are the ones who need it the most. This is basically like a giant social sorting mechanism where people who are skeptical can be identified by their opposition and can easily be put on a list and tracked.” Dr. Shillson said.
Indeed, the SHITS and GIGGLES complex is a real threat to modernity. It can deconstruct this whole precarious world order based on coercion and erosion of liberties. We need to be constantly vigilant to oppose the SHITS and GIGGLES threat. Be on the lookout for the new vaccine that will preserve world order. I’m told by the news that it's safe and effective. If you don’t take it, you’re subject to a winter of severe illness and death.